{"id":3755,"date":"2016-05-06T10:35:07","date_gmt":"2016-05-06T14:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/?p=3755"},"modified":"2016-05-06T10:35:07","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T14:35:07","slug":"slobbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/?p=3755","title":{"rendered":"Slobbers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">This is based on a true story. \u00c2\u00a0Names have been changed to protect the guilty.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Slobbers is a dog who likes to slobber. \u00c2\u00a0He slobbers every where and over everything.\u00c2\u00a0He slobbers when he eats, plays and picks flowers.<\/p>\n<p>He likes to do tricks. \u00c2\u00a0He spies, fetches and loves to kiss on people. Slobber does not like to chase cats or birds. \u00c2\u00a0He can shake hands.<\/p>\n<p>Slobbers likes to slobber and it is what he does best!<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is based on a true story. \u00c2\u00a0Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Slobbers is a dog who likes to slobber. \u00c2\u00a0He slobbers every where and over everything.\u00c2\u00a0He slobbers when he eats, plays and picks flowers. He likes to do tricks. \u00c2\u00a0He spies, fetches and loves to kiss on people. Slobber does not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/?p=3755\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Slobbers<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s43zR3-slobbers","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3755"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3757,"href":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3755\/revisions\/3757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andrea.mcguireclan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}